Spring Break as told by Lea

Lea made a book about her Spring Break. I couldn't have told it better myself.

"My Mommy had a birthday party"

"Two of my friends slept over"

"I went to Chuck E. Cheese with my Grandma (although she may from here on out be Gramu cause I love that new name!)

And then she drew her favorite things. We don't own a cat. She's only been ice skating once and she bruised her face and we don't have perfume in the house because of Dan's allergies. What terrible parents we are not allowing her to have any of her favorite things. What a sad life filled only with Barbies, bubbles, bikes and candy!

Spring Break by Mommy

Ok so I maybe I can't tell it better, but I can add a few details.

I turned 40 and had a party. It was my Fo'ty party and we had 40oz beers with specially designed (by me) labels. Oh, and I cut 17" off my hair.

On party day, we started at the St. Pat's parade.



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Hey that's Bret Hull behind me! Grand Marshall of the parade.



 Then it was back to the house for bbq, beers and loads of great company.


Great shirts with my invitation logo. Dan and his dad conspired to surprise me with shirts!



Loads of food and hand labeled 40 oz.




Michael, Teddy & Andrew sporting some awesome party shirts.





Again Lea said it best!



Oh and as my mid life crisis I dyed my hair pink. Sadly it didn't take on my first try so it wasn't pink for the party. My mom tried to help me dye it, but even with my beautiful light blonde, I had to bleach it to hold the color. Dan helped me bleach and dye it on Sunday.

Lea stayed with Grandmu for the first couple days of Spring Break after the big birthday party. We met up at Chuck E. Cheese to play a bit and then take off and do a bit of birthday shopping. Lea had a blast at the Cheese. I think we spent 20 bucks and Lea walked out with a pencil and eraser - woo hoo. 

On the tail end of Spring Break we did a kid exchange. We had two little girls stay over at our house. They couldn't wait to play restaurant where one girl is the customer with a menu, one the waitress and other is the cook and cashier. It was fun for about 15 minutes and then interest started to wane, but they were great and had a great time. Then the next night Lea packed her bag and went off to her first sleep over (other than family). We tried to prepare her with her blankie, kitty (who turns into a tiger to protect Lea at night) and Uni (Pillow Pet Unicorn who turns into a dragon to protect Lea). But when it came time to sleep at their house, the other girls sacked out right away (surprise they didn't sleep much at the first sleep over), but not Lea. The mom & dad came in to find a wide eyed Lea clutching Uni & Kitty. She was holding it together until they asked if she was ok and then the dam burst. So at 8:30 we got a call. Fortunately we were so stuffed with sushi that we bailed on our plans to go to a movie so Dan dashed over and picked her up. We'll try again when she's a little older. She said she wasn't scared, it was just "... too different." 

And that was our Spring Break.

Class photo

Look at this group of cuties!

A Poems for the ages

These are two of my favorite poems. I just found them on my computer and thought I'd share it.

I saw Jack Lemmon read this one on the Smother Brother's show when I was a kid.

Box, The

Once upon a time, in the land of Hush-A-Bye,

Around about the wondrous days of yore,

They came across a kind of box

Bound up with chains and locked with locks

And labeled "Kindly do not touch; it's war."

A decree was issued round about, and all with a flourish and a shout

And a gaily colored mascot tripping lightly on before.

Don't fiddle with this deadly box,Or break the chains, or pick the locks.

And please don't ever play about with war.

The children understood. Children happen to be good

And they were just as good around the time of yore.

They didn't try to pick the locksOr break into that deadly box.

They never tried to play about with war.

Mommies didn't either; sisters, aunts, grannies neither

'Cause they were quiet, and sweet, and pretty

In those wondrous days of yore.

Well, very much the same as now,

And not the ones to blame somehow

For opening up that deadly box of war.

But someone did. Someone battered in the lid

And spilled the insides out across the floor.

A kind of bouncy, bumpy ball made up of guns and flags

And all the tears, and horror, and death that comes with war.

It bounced right out and went bashing all about,

Bumping into everything in store.And what was sad and most unfair

Was that it didn't really seem to care

Much who it bumped, or why, or what, or for.

It bumped the children mainly. And I'll tell you this quite plainly,

It bumps them every day and more, and more,

And leaves them dead, and burned, and dying

Thousands of them sick and crying.

'Cause when it bumps, it's really very sore.

Now there's a way to stop the ball. It isn't difficult at all.

All it takes is wisdom, and I'm absolutely sure

That we can get it back into the box,And bind the chains, and lock the locks.

But no one seems to want to save the children anymore.

Well, that's the way it all appears, 'cause it's been bouncing round

for years and years

In spite of all the wisdom wizzed since those wondrous days of yore

And the time they came across the box,

Bound up with chains and locked with locks,

And labeled "Kindly do not touch; it's war."

Lascelles Abercrombie

And I love almost anything by Kippling, but this is especially good.

If —

IF YOU can keep your head when all about you

     Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

 If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

     But make allowance for their doubting too;

 If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

     Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

 Or being hated don’t give way to hating,

     And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

 If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

     If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,

 If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

     And treat those two impostors just the same;

 If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

     Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

 Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

     And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

 If you can make one heap of all your winnings

     And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

 And lose, and start again at your beginnings

     And never breathe a word about your loss;

 If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

     To serve your turn long after they are gone,

 And so hold on when there is nothing in you

     Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

 If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

     Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

 If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

     If all men count with you, but none too much;

 If you can fill the unforgiving minute

     With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

 Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

     And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!