Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Cartoon camping: Jellystone in Missoula, MT

Since we hauled our tent all around the country, we decided to give it one more try. In three days we would be at Yellowstone where the low was 30 degrees a few days before. We were cold at the Grand Canyon.  "How would we survive Yellowstone?," we asked ourselves. So we decided to test our camping abilities at the friendliest campground in Montana, Jellystone (plus who can visit Yellowstone without a stop to visit Yogi?).

Dan started calling it cartoon camping. This camping was the furthest thing from his younger days of driving until the car died, then walking until you were tired and camping there — returning when your water ran out. No, no, no... swimming pools, ice cream socials and heated floors in the bathroom for the Neal girls! A good test before we hit real bears and freezing temps in Yellowstone.

We got to Jellystone just in time for 99 cent ice cream — huckleberry flavor no less! Then we put up camp. Once the tent was up Dan set to making a fire in the fire pit (aka an old semi rig rim) Lea and I headed to the "heated pool." The North's idea of a heated pool is not the same as the Texas idea of a heated pool. 78 degrees is a cold, cold pool! Lea swam and a family of five came and played with Lea a bit. They taught her a new game called "colors" where one person stands on the edge of the pool while each person in the pool has a color in mind. When the person who is "it" on the edge says your color you start to swim away as quiet as you can. "It" turns around and see you they try to catch you so you can be "it." It was fun, I know because I played in every pool on the rest of the trip.

A freezing, tired Lea headed back to camp for some campfire tea (in our new camp teapot procured in Portland) and dinner of foil pack filled with sausage, mushrooms, zucchini and onions. It was so delicious!

We were excited to find the bathrooms warm and toasty with heated floors, but we were just too tired to shower (though Lea really wanted to). To bed in our cozy tent. It didn't get too cold, it never got really dark thanks to the park and (much to Dan's chagrin) never got very quiet due to the close highway. I kept reminding him "but, hey, no bears!"

Dan did not sleep well that night which made for a hard day's drive the next day. Lea and Dan woke with the sun, but I slept until almost 9 am thanks to my eye shade (a must when camping!). We had sweet rolls for breakfast and broke down camp. Before we left Lea wanted to play a round of mini golf and since we hadn't enjoyed much of the cartooniness of the camp ground I agreed. Dan found a friend to chat with in the coffee lounge (an older woman who was happy to share stories) while Lea and I played 18 holes. It was fun. Lea started to get upset when she wasn't very good, but we talked about just having fun and after that we had a blast. Laughing and taking mulligans when the ball flew off course. After an expensive stop at the gift shop we were off to Great Falls, Montana. From cartoons to mermaids, Montana has it all!

Yogi and me plus huckleberry ice cream!

Family ice cream with Yogi

Camping under the Big Sky

Our campsite in Jellystone

Making foil packet dinners

Very tired and not feeling great, making campfire tea

Big Sky Sunset

A few smiles before bed

Our luxurious tent

Lea slept on yoga mats

Dan and I slept on cots

Sleepy selfie

We had electric and wifi, but didn't use it

Early morning
Won't be earning "neatest camper" badge

Jim Gaffigan says, "why do we say she's not a happy camper, shouldn't we just say she's a camper? The only happy person at camp is the one leaving because she gets a shower."

Putt putt after breakfast. One of the more exciting holes

Lea kept score and did her own math!

Golfers! I don't think I was as well rested as I thought. Sleep mask or no sleep mask. I bet I slept a lot in the van on the way to Great Falls, that's why the trip seemed so easy to me and hard to Dan.


Spokane, childhood home of Dan Neal and the garbage eating goat

The trip to Spokane was a long one. As I noted in the last post we spent longer than anticipated in Seattle at the Space Needle. We didn't know if we'd make it all the way to Spokane or not so we picked up a hotel discount book at the rest stop of the unwashed (if you've been to Washington State you know why it is called that — it even came with literature about GMOs and how water fluoridation is bad for you).

The original schedule had us camping the night at the Ginkgo Petrified Forest in Washington. We had mostly scrapped that idea when a google search told us the park was closed due to dam damage and flood danger. When we got to the park, we were all glad we'd chosen to skip camping. We got there after business hours so the park office was closed and the landscape and the park was deserted. It was much more desert than the Grand Canyon in my mind. Rocks, sand and very few plants. Also a rattle snake warning which freaked Lea out. The petrified wood however was beautiful, rick with color and amazing formations. We walked around the park area, reading plaques, taking pictures and eating cherries (if in 10 years a cherry orchard unexplainably grows in the area you'll know who to blame!). There was a small site of petroglyphs (I'll let Dan explain those in a video, btw its funny!). We took our cherry stained faces down the road. There were not a lot of stops so yelp was no help (it listed a lot of closed restaurants) and we ate at the first stop we found that was open Ritz Roadhouse in Ritzville, WA — worst meal of the trip. We did have poutine (french fries with gravy and cheese), it being Canada Day and all, but over all the service was terrible and the food was almost inedible.

For the majority of the trip through Washington, Lea read aloud all the amenities and prices of hotels in each city in Washington. We learned that Spokane hotels mostly offer warm cookies in the evening (better in theory than in practice — we just got cold cookies at the desk, but perhaps they were fresh and warm earlier). Lea stumbled upon a hotel with a 24 hour pool! Since we wouldn't get to Spokane until about 11pm this was perfect. Lea had fallen asleep in the car and as we unpacked said "I'm too tired to swim." That was until she smelled the chlorine as we passed the pool on our way to the elevator. "As soon as the smell of chlorine hit my nose I was wide awake and ready to swim." So yes we swam at midnight in Spokane with Canadians — we met a family who comes down just for the hotel with a 24 hour pool.

After a quick night's sleep and a hotel breakfast we were off to find all Spokane had to offer.  Lea's detour was: Little Red Wagon or Giant Red Wagon. Lea chose Little Red Wagon which was seeing where Daddy grew up. We headed Northeast to find "the house on Eighth." Many stories have had to do with "the house on Eighth" so we were all thrilled when Dan found it. The house was there, though there were more houses and a fence between it and the school. Dan used to be able to walk from his backyard to school and play in an open field with the boy down the street. He talked of watching his dad build a playground (that was no longer there) for the school and riding down a ramp in the cafeteria on a 4 wheel dolly while his dad worked on PTA projects. Lots of stories and memories. We walked around Adam's Elementary and found they were having summer school so we wandered in and talked to an administrator who walked with us down the hall (I'm sure she thought we were wierdos, but she did a good job of humoring us and keeping an eye on us to make sure we weren't trouble makers).

From there we wandered around a bit and found the next house (Dan wasn't as sure about that one until we got close and then it all came back). Big pine trees that he climbed in the back yard and a visit to McDonald Elementary. We didn't do much but take pictures there. We drove by the junior high and we didn't even get out of the car there. We stopped for gas and groceries (another Fred Meyer's, but I was prepared this time and kept the distractions to a minimum, but we did get more fresh cherries).

About noon we headed to Riverfront park, the main attraction in Spokane. They have all kinds of exciting stuff in the park. We ate at a cafe where we could watch Lea play in the three story high water feature/fountain. She enjoyed splashing around, but possibly enjoyed the sno cone more. We all took a ride on the Looff Carrousel from 1909. Lea rode twice and tried to grab the brass ring, but couldn't quite reach. We then headed for the sculpture garden with the garbage eating goat (it vacuumed up any trash you fed it — created by a nun who was bothered by litter for the 1976 expo which Dan remembers attending). Then finally the Big Red Wagon with a slide and monkey bars.
We wrapped up our day in Spokane at a crazy little shop (it was no Peculiarium, but fun) and got a few trinkets like an arrow ipad stylus (because Grandpa Ron had a stylus). We passed up the solar powered waving queen like Lorrie had and the wood grain post it notes. We were off to Jellystone!



Ginkgo Petrified Forest

Neal family at Ginkgo Petrified Forest in Washington

Cherry face!

Petrified wood. Amazing!



Take me to my room, please.
24 hour pool!
Swimming at midnight!
The house on Eighth
Lea and Daddy at his old elementary school
Lea and Daddy at his old elementary school
Lea on the playground at Adams, near where Grandpa's playground had been.
Dan in front of the house on Blake
The house on Blake
McDonald Elementary
Ready for Riverfront Park in Spokane
Three story water fountain, splashing fun
Some beer to cool Daddy off
Not Dan's new favorite beer, but he drank it!
Sno cone and splash zone
Our park cafe, Dan relaxing with his nasty beer
Sno cone with a drip gaurd
Trash eating goat. Push a button and he sucks up the trash. Lea fed him the whole of her sno cone cup.
Family portrait at Riverfront Park
Before Lea sat in goose poop.
Lea sitting in goose poop. You'll never see that skirt again.
A kiss on the bridge. Lea started counting the bridges we went over about half way through the trip so Dan had to catch up with kisses he owed me!
Carousel!
Carousel!
Carousel!
One more token for Lea's last ride
Carousel!
Lea reaching for the brass ring!
Big Red Wagon, see Lea's head peeking over the top?
Family picture time!
Hey, we're in Idaho!
Just passing through Idaho, so we took a photo at the rest stop. Again the kindness of strangers got us a decent family photo.
Looking for rocks and pine cones.
River! Much of the highway through Washington and Idaho fallowed a beautiful big river. Next stop, Montana.