Thursday, August 28, 2014

Yellowstone! Just another stinky hole in the ground?

We entered Yellowstone on the 4th of July from the North Entrance. Lea did a school project on Old Faithful in Third Grade so we knew some of the science, including that Yellowstone is in a caldera or bowl shaped volcanic crater ringed by mountainous rim. As we drove toward the North Entrance we crossed a vast grassy prairie with a river running through it. It struck me as as runway to the park. Once we entered the park we still had an hour and a half drive to where we were going to stay the night (West Yellowstone, MT). But we stopped to dip our feet in a beautiful river, passed a ranger station/lodge where elk were wandering the grounds and did the walking tour of Mammoth Hot Spring which featured Minerva Terrace which to me looked like a stalagmite waterfall. It is actually a thermal feature waterfall that deposits white rock in tiers. It was very beautiful. What no one tells you about the thermal features (hot springs, mud pots and geysers) is that they are stinky! Smelly holes in the ground.

Having seen Carlsbad Caverns and the Grand Canyon, we joked that this was our tour of holes in the ground, so Old Faithful was just a noisy, stinky hole in the ground.

Our journey through Yellowstone on day one was met with some crankiness on Lea's part. It had been a long trip and appreciating nature was not high on her list, she just wanted to read (poor us as parents who can't get our daughter's nose out of a book, right? Well don't be fooled, she read comic strip anthologies most of the trip, in Yellowstone it was mostly "Foxtrot.") Dan and I decided if Lea didn't want to see a feature, she could stay in the car. While watching our first geyser that we stumbled upon, she hang-doggedly strolled out of the car after about five minutes of being on her own to join us as we stood watching the geyser steam and eventually blow.

We got to West Yellowstone before sundown and checked into our hotel (with a pool and waterslide). West Yellowstone is an actual town outside the park's West Entrance. Once you leave Yellowstone you are no longer in Wyoming, but Montana. So we popped back and forth between states for two days. We headed to the "downtown" area of West Yellowstone for dinner, choosing a restaurant by the name and crowd — Three Bears. We enjoyed a cocktail (huckleberry margarita for me, Moose Drool beer for Dan and a Shirley Temple for Lea) while waiting for our table. The whole restaurant was hustling to get the staff out in time for fireworks (not that the service was bad, just everything was rushed). We went back to the hotel, grabbed our chairs and walked across the town that was less than half a mile across from city limit to city limit. We were told about where the fireworks would be and walked in that direction. We ended up 3 blocks from the hotel at the small Catholic Church with a little concrete porch/walkway. I had sidewalk poppers for Lea and she enjoyed that until it was dark enough for fireworks — about 10pm in whatever time zone we were in. She got sleepy and cuddly. There were small fireworks all around us, including some big bottle rockets right next door to where we were sitting at a small motor court hotel. I'm pretty sure it was the owners setting off the fireworks. Finally the big fireworks came and they were worth the wait. Lea said they were the biggest she'd ever seen and I said they were nowhere close to as big as Portland, Maine last year, but we could say they were the biggest West of the Mississippi! It was Grandma Bubbie's birthday and we were missing her!

The next morning we took our coupons for free breakfast to the Trapper Inn and got our free breakfast. Better than the normal bagel and waffle, actual cooked eggs, toast and hash browns.

Then off to Old Faithful. Lea had a renewed spirit and was excited to earn her Jr. Ranger and Jr. Scientist badge. For the Jr. Ranger badge we had to "hike a trail" which consisted of walking the board walk around a feature. We chose the Lower Geyser Basin with the Fountain Paint Pot feature. The paint pots were not too bright, I suppose because of the time of year. The color is all dependent on bacteria living at different temperatures. I guess when its hot in the summer only the hot bacteria can thrive. It was still beautiful. Many geysers, mud pots and bubbling bits of ground. We met a woman who had been to Yellowstone 70 times and was at least 80 years old. She started going when she was a little girl on the train from New England. We sat and talked with her, I was fascinated.

After seeing the Lower Geyser Basin we drove to Old Faithful part of the park. We ate at their cafeteria (very, very slow lines!) and missed the first blow of Old Faithful. I thought I had it timed out, but Old Faithful is as on time as I am — give or take 15 minutes! We took turns racing outside the cafeteria to see the eruption. We checked in to get Lea the Jr. Scientist kit which included a stop watch, digital thermometer, a bacteria wheel (you spin it to match the color or temperature to identify what bacteria grows in what temperatures), colored pencils and magnifying glass. She had to fill out a booklet with her observations. She loved taking the temp of the ground, we were limited to where we could reach from the board walk. The highest temp we recorded was 184 degrees F! While observing some thermal features and hoof prints we experienced Old Faithful erupting from a distance. The boardwalk/hike around the the Old Faithful area is really a very big loop around the Old Faithful cone.

There was the chance we could got to Catholic Mass in an outdoor amphitheater in Yellowstone and as amazing as that sounded, it was another hour and half from Old Faithful and another hour to two hours back to the hotel. We spent our time wisely exploring Old Faithful and went to church back in West Yellowstone (where we watched fireworks). Before church Saturday at 7:30pm, we stopped for dinner at the Running Bear where I had chicken fried steak with brown gravy -- a very strange mix of north and south. We had a few minutes to spend so we swung by the souvenir shops on the main strip, bought a magnet and then headed back to church. Our Lady of the Pines was amazing. It was like a log cabin with everything rough-hewn wood. Our Lady of the Pines is run by a nun and all the ministers of the mass, except music, were visitors. The Eucharistic ministers that gave communion were visitors who served at their own parish and the readings were done by visitors. The nun asked for volunteers before mass and no one piped up to do the second reading so I volunteered. Lea wanted to help, but since she has not been confirmed she couldn't. She was very excited that I was reading. I also did the "Lord, hear our prayer" intentions. It was very exciting and was an amazing experience to be part of a mass that was all tourists who participated, like we created the mass. Even the priest was a visitor. I had been to a church in Orlando, FL that was also made up entirely of visitors, no home parishioners but in Disney fashion it was gilded and gigantic with hundreds of people and very little soul and spirit. The Lady of the Pines was all spirit and soul and a beautiful experience. It was a treat to visit other parishes in San Diego and Portland, but especially this little church in West Yellowstone.

Lea and I walked from the church to the hotel, about 3 blocks. It was 8:30, but the pool was open until 10 so..... yes we put off bedtime and headed to the pool with a very fast water slide. Dan joined us since that was likely to be the last time there was an indoor pool with a hot tub. We had some fun family pool time before drifting off to sleep.

Our last day was more "free" breakfast from the Russians at the Trapper Inn, packing and then heading out of Montana on the longest route possible. We drove across the middle of Yellowstone and couldn't help stopping for some souvenirs and more natural wonders. We saw the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone, and for some reason Lea was very excited that we saw the Yellowstone River, she'd been disappointed the other rivers were not the Yellowstone. We stopped at the ranger station and got Lea's Junior Ranger Badge (a different badge from the Junior Scientist). The Ranger who gave Lea the Junior Ranger Badge heard that she was a Girl Scout and that we'd been to multiple National Parks. Thanks to her, Lea was awarded a special badge that she earned by spending 10 hours (more for Lea) in National Parks exploring, discovering and studying. Since we had averaged 8 hours per day in Carlsbad Caverns and Grand Canyon, spent two days in Yellowstone, and had Mt. Rushmore yet to come, it was easy to say Lea had put in 10 hours collectively. It was very exciting for all of us that Lea earned such a special badge on this trip.

As we drove out of Yellowstone the terrain changed much to my surprise. As we crossed the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone it flattened out and there we traveled a long time along the edge of a lake that had very little shore. Hard to explain, but the lake looked like a cup filled to the brim. There wasn't an easing in shore, there was just earth filled to the brim, but perhaps that was because we were in the thaw. Sure it was July 5, but there was still snow on the ground in many places in the shade. Then after passing the lake the trees and mountains heaved up in front of us. Crossing out of Wyoming and into South Dakota we passed though multiple terrains. As we left the mountains that rimmed the park, large volcanic red rock formations shot up in rounded corner stones. Then we passed through flat prairie land including a road called Little Crazy Woman Road with one house on the road, I decided I didn't want to liver on that road. Then into the most winding roads in gigantic mountains passing "road closure signs" used when the snow comes. We just imagined living there where the entire Interstate just closes for months at a time and you'd better have what you need. A middle of nowhere that I didn't think existed in this day and age. These steep mountain roads and hairpin turns had me white knuckling much of the ride into South Dakota.

We had lunch in Cody, WY next to what seemed to be the Republican Women's Brunch Committee. There was much talk among the women of local politics and it was a shame we didn't have an extra day because the Cody Rodeo was going on. I also had wished we could stop in Deadwood, South Dakota because they have a gun fight at different locations almost every hour though the day in summer, but we were going to arrive well after dark as it was and we'd had a series of long days, so on to our cabin in Keystone, SD.


Headed into Yellowstone. Long drive. Everything in Yellowstone was about an hour drive from each other. The park was much bigger than I imagined.

The north entrance to Yellowstone

A river and mountain goat. We had to stop and soak in some of the natural beauty.

Even Dan got his tootsies wet.

Lea got wetter than anyone.

Elk!

The walk up to Minerva Terrace

No one tells you the geothermal features smell like sulfur! Stinky hole in the ground.

Minerva Terrace

Yellowstone!

Dinner at West Yellowstone. A huckleberry margarita at the Three Bears restaurant. Our bartender and female friend were very fun to talk to. We took a nice normal picture with the bartender too, but this one just shows how funny and friendly he was.

Moose Drool beer at the Three Bear

Lea with her poppers at 4th of July on the steps of the church.


Fireworks in the Big Sky. West Yellowstone, Montana (the majority of the National park was in Wyoming, but our hotel was in Montana). We had city fireworks, bottle rockets set off at the motor court hotel right next to us in the street and about four other independent blower-uppers-of-things.
A late night for Pumpkin and Pumpkin daddy. But a good view of the fireworks. Lea said they were the biggest she'd seen until I reminded her of last year's Maine fireworks which were unbelievably big, so we decided they were the best fireworks west of the Mississippi.

Free Breakfast from the Russian mob at the Trapper Inn connected to our hotel. All of our waiters had a Slavic accent and there seemed to be no business other than our breakfast service so we started making up wild stories. The food was good enough and our waiters were very nice.

A waterfall along the road to Old Faithful.

Firehole Falls.

Ready for our nature walk to complete one step on the Junior Ranger badge program. We took a walk along the Lower Geyser Basin at the Fountain Paint Pots. The colors were not as dramatic as in the post cards.

Near a geyser we met this woman who had visited the park 70 times and talked of taking the train from Connecticut when she was Lea's age. She and her family (both as a child and her own children) back country camped, riding horses to their campsite. She was sitting waiting for a geyser to blow. She was fascinating to talk with.

Family photo. Look at the hat.

There goes the hat, taken with the wind. An Asian tourist ran out beyond the rails to get Lea's hat, which was very dangerous. The ground is unstable and can collapse or blow to reveal boiling hot water at any time so visitors are instructed to stay on the boardwalk. I was ready to bid farewell to her hat, Dan had a plan to get the umbrella and use the hook to retrieve it, but the daredevil lady saved us the trouble (she did not know she was being a daredevil). 

Lea working on the Junior Scientist Badge. Timing the eruptions of Old Faithful to predict the next eruption.

Hoof prints in the geyser basin. We believe these were Elk, but there was a decaying buffalo hide and another set of bleached bones off in the distance. A ranger later told us that the buffalo come here in the winter and often fall victim to the geothermal heat or fall through the unstable ground (that the Asian woman didn't know about!). Bears come to the geothermal features right after hibernation because it is an easy spot for a quick meal.

Lea recording data for her Junior Scientist Badge.

Lea observing for her Junior Scientist Badge.

Possibly Castle geyser erupting on the trail around Old Faithful area of the park.

Junior scientist measuring the temperature of water. The color of the bacteria gave us a clue to how hot the water was. Different colors lived in different temperatures.

95 degree here. The hottest we recorded was 185 degree. We could only measure what was near the boardwalk. Obviously we didn't want to end up like the dead buffalo!

The chipmunk that ran into Lea. Everyone was standing around taking photos of the little guy and he got freaked out, darted along the boardwalk and almost ran into Lea's foot.

Lea earning her Junior Scientist Badge.

A stop at a river before we headed home. The water was so beautiful and clear. Lea ended up getting soaked.

River selfie

Mom and daughter up a creek.
Chicken Fried Steak at Running Bear cafe with BROWN gravy! It was good, but weird.

The pool with a really, really fast waterside at the West Yellowstone hotel.

Lea in the pool with a really, really fast waterside at the West Yellowstone hotel.

West Yellowstone hot tub. Our last indoor pool at a hotel. The only time Dan swam with us, he was usually too tired. A real treat and fun family time staying warm.
Packing up to leave Yellowstone.

Lea being sworn in by our favorite park ranger of the whole trip. Ranger Jennifer who informed us Lea was eligible to earn a special Girl Scout badge as well as the Junior Ranger and Junior Scientists badge.

Lea with her Yellowstone Junior Ranger badge AND a very special Girl Scout patch that can only be earned by 10 hours of service and study in National Parks. Lea certainly qualified after visiting 5 on this trip. Amazing!

That big white blob above the water is a snow bank! There were huge patches of snow on the ground, but none where we could touch it. The snow was more abundant on the East as we drove out of the park.

The Neals at the Yellowstone Grand Canyon (no relation to the Arizona Grand Canyon)

Lea, after the gift shop, with her huckleberry lollipop and Swiss army style Yellowstone knife.

Lea sawing with her new Swiss army style Yellowstone knife — Saw attachment.

The Lake on the east side of Yellowstone. Truly every environment imaginable inside Yellowstone. Amazing.

Watch for falling rocks as we head through the mountains into the Black Hills of S. Dakota. This was the most treacherous, windy, mountainous drive of the entire trip. 

Friday, August 01, 2014

Mermaids in Great Falls, Montana!

We came to Great Falls just to visit the Sip n Dip lounge. I don't know if I'd know about it if it weren't for the wonderful Kim Griffith who I wish could have joined us. She wanted to go for a mile marker birthday and posted it. I thought, "how fun, but who would spend their vacation in the middle of Montana?" Well here I am! Driving across the country to take my daughter to a bar! Proud moment in parenting. We were not able to stay at the O'Haire Motor Inn attached to the Sip n Dip, but that turned out to be a lucky break. Our Holiday Inn was fantastic. The room was nice and the staff was nicer. Plus — waterslide at the pool! The midwest knows how to keep its kids happy.

We arrived about 3pm and Dan was exhausted from camping — with traffic and birds keeping him awake the previous night. We let him nap and we headed to the pool. It wasn't the cleanest pool, but it wasn't a pond of hair with a little water, like in Maine. They did have a bounce house and a window to the casino. I'm wondering if some parents let their kids go to the bounce house while they gamble, suddenly taking my daughter to a bar didn't look so bad. Thanks, Montana, for setting the parenting bar low.

After swimming we checked on Dan who was still pretty sound asleep. We headed out to another spot I'd been excited about — Goodwill in Great Falls. Why? I have no idea. It just seemed like if I was coming to a town just to visit a bar I should stop and see what the good people of Great Falls were willing to part with at a fair price. And I was rewarded. Not the cheapest or best Goodwill ever, but a fine stop on our trip. I actually got most of my souvenirs there — you know who you are if you received one. No one needs a pound of skittles in a two foot space needle, but a scarf and Lego-shaped pencil sharpener, yes please!

After our shopping spree we went and roused Daddy and headed off to Clark and Lewie's for dinner. I had done my research and O'Haire's housed this dining establishment as well as the Sip n Dip. The reviews were pretty good so I was looking forward to eating there. However, when we got there Clark and Lewie's was much smaller and dive-ish than I expected (I know, who would have thought, but even for a dinner the place was a dive). I heard the waitress say she had to bring food upstairs so I inquired if we could eat in the Sip n Dip. Turns out we could so we went to see this waitress's mother who made sure our minor was seated at a table.

We ended up next to some well lubricated Canadians. Dan's hackles were up because there was a lot of cursing from the inebriated Canucks, but it all seemed to wash over Lea. Steve (the youngest and seeming leader) came over and said hi, apologizing for the noise and started to take care of us. We wanted to stay on their good side, and they were friendly enough, just drunk — in a bar — fair enough. They had ridden their motorcycles from Calgary and all worked together. There was an older fellow who was the most sheets to the wind and between his drunken slur and his Canadian accent I have no idea what we talked about. I just nodded and smiled. Steve went with us to the bar and took the photos of Lea and I. He always made sure we were happy with them. He sat with Dan and talked about how much Texas was like Alberta with gun laws and political ideals. Steve even said he listened to 95.3 The Range over the internet. I was wishing our friend Hopens was there to talk music with him. Lea was a little hesitant and I guess I was a bit protective. You can see my arm wrapped around her in the photo of us in the booth. But by the end of the night Lea loosened up and told Steve about five stories. When she gets comfortable, she gets chatty. That made me feel better about the whole experience, that she'd enjoyed herself.

We finished dinner, had a drink each (Lea shirley temple and ice cream) and watched the mermaids. The other part of our journey was to see Piano Pat (50 years at the piano in this bar and featured on CBS Sunday morning) but she was on vacation. That actually helped with the timing of the night, since minors weren't supposed to be in after 9pm which is when Pat started. So by 8:30 we were headed back to the hotel.

I was convinced by a very cute girl that swimming needed to happen again and Dan did laundry in the hotel laundromat.

I could only coax Lea out of the pool and waterslide by agreeing that she could finally use the Squishy Baff. This is a product that is supposed to turn your bath to jello. My mom had wanted to get it for Lea, but it was very expensive. We found it at the Dollar Tree in California, but I wouldn't let Lea use it anywhere but a hotel. She finally got to use it and it was disgusting. Lea said it was like wet sand (commenting that Jim Gaffigan could compare both Baff and wet sand to grits). Finally we slept.

We woke the next morning and headed to Yellowstone, delayed briefly by the beginnings of the Great Falls 4th of July parade and a ridiculously difficult hunt for a donut shop. We left down eating donuts and listening to patriotic music.




Mermaids! Lea looks a little suspicious because Steve from Calgary is taking our picture.


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See those earrings?  Clip on disco ball earrings. Only at Goodwill!

Steve knew we could go behind the bar (where the tip jar was) and get closer to the mermaids. They waved and blew kisses at Lea.

A protective arm around Lea while Steve from Calgary takes our photo.

The awesome gold seahorse table with the kids menu.

Steve from Calgary chatting Dan up.

Ice Cream!

Holiday Inn Pool

Lea a the top of the slide in the hotel. She would throw a penny down and then dive for it. That only lasted a few times because we couldn't see the bottom of the pool so we lost the penny.

This is Squishy Baff — Lea hated the Squishy Baff. It never got gel like, just tiny plastic beads. She said it felt like sitting in wet sand. Glad we didn't pay $8 for the box!