neal family adventures: The Hamster Tree

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Hamster Tree

A week ago or so Lea and I visited Uncle Scumfy's house (Michael's) where he was doing some yard work. He had put a border and some plants around one tree, but not the other. He said, "Its my guinea pig tree." Then Sherry helped by saying, "Oh those are the worst, they come down in little balls and if you stand under one you get pooped on!"

Lea laughed and laughed. Then looked at her, cocked her head and said, "really?"

So as we left for our errands with Sherry. Lea said "There's Michael's hamster tree," remembering things in her wonderful little girl way.

As we left we explained that it was because he was testing something out, but when we went to visit yesterday Lea pointed to the tree with the new border and said "There's the guinea pig tree and over THERE is his hamster tree."

"Yes, dear."

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Lea Lingo

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